My Favorite Toys

I have lots of family and friends who have provided me with a variety of toys. But most people seem surprised at my favorites.

I love this farm. Each animal sings a different song. I think they’re great. Mommy and Daddy seem to really like the songs too. They’re always humming them under their breath.

This has animals that pop up. It’s not really a farm. It’s more like a whack-a-mole, except I can whack a whole variety of animals on the head. Unfortunately, sometimes I fall over and whack my own head on it.

This is one of my favorites. It’s bright red and it can be very loud if you bang it on the floor. Plus, given enough time, you can destroy it.

These lids are so much fun. You can bite them and wave them around. Mommy and Daddy often shake their heads when I shriek with glee at these amazing toys. I bet these things were extremely expensive.

These are called shoes. I guess all girls like me have a fascination with shoes. However, I don’t necessarily enjoy wearing them. I prefer to chew them. I can’t wait to taste Louis Vuittons.

This makes a loud noise whenever Mommy picks it up, but it doesn’t do anything when I pick it up. I haven’t figured it out yet, but I’m pretty sure it gives you hair. Which I desperately need.

Right now, these are my most favorite. One is a very small swimming pool and the other is a bowl filled with tiny toy balls. Of all the things in my home, these are what I want the most. But for some reason, Mommy and Daddy won’t let me play with them. Our dogs get to play with them all the time. I just don’t understand.

I can’t wait for Christmas.